Slavery

Back in the days when MTV was still showing music videos, I always locked my door when Britney’s I’m a slave 4 U was on. That’s right. I used to jerk off twice a day with the thought of Britney sucking my tiny cock. And man, how she could suck! After all she was our cute little slave with her gorgeous blond hair and her tight ass. Luckily my door had a decent lock so I never got busted by my mom. Looking back you can say  it wasn’t only me who reached a climax in those exciting three minutes, because we all know what happened next. Bad luck in her love life and a troublesome divorce with never ending fights in the courtroom about her two children. On top of that she got herself a scary Natalie Portman look and probably used more dope than Herman Brood ever could have imagined doing.

So off course I got curious when the documentary For The Record was shown on television. It shows the darker sides of being a pop star and although you get the impression things are getting better for Britney (she’s got her hair back, said goodbye to drugs and welcomes her children back) you can’t deny that paranoia took over. Watching For The Record gives viewers a peek behind the iron curtain of a numerous amount of buff bodyguards she employs nowadays to avoid the endless numbers of paparazzi. One can argue about the need and paranoia of it when you hear Britney wondering why Jessica Alba can do her groceries without even one MR. T. In the meantime Britney is very busy to re-launch her career and learn a proper choreography. I’m just hoping she will surprise us with a flawless comeback and MTV will start showing music videos again soon.